Roman Chariot

Have you mastered regular one-on-one fisting? Are you bored? Do you need a new challenge? If you think you can juggle two bottoms at a time, I have a challenge for you.

Chariot fisting refers to fisting two bottoms together – that is right, left hand for bottom #1, right hand for bottom #2. I am assuming of course that you have already mastered fisting with your non-dominant hand. I always like to use both hands in a session, so this developed naturally for me, but if you are severely right- or left-handed, you’ll need to break that habit. There are very few things my left hand is good at, but fisting is fortunately one of them.

Now, the tricky part: I always play as safely as possible, and that is my recommendation to you too. Chariot fisting presents a problem. Once you have started, if you want to keep things as safe for the bottoms or possible, you must not let your hands touch each other… No using one to put lube on the other, or even to pull a new glove on (unless you start with two fresh gloves), no wiping one with the other… You get the idea. If you let them touch, you’re back at the start.

Sounds fun? Remember that you must also keep two completely separate lubes – or sets of lube if you are mixing, which of course I always advice. Open containers are the best for this. You can premix your lubes, such as Crisco and Jlube to make them easier to use just by dipping your hand – solid Crisco is hard to handle with one hand. Prepare more lube than you will need – but you should always be doing that. If you are only using a fat (Crisco, Trex, etc) microwaving it for a few seconds will make it softer and easier to work with single-handed. Prelubing well with an injector also helpslubricant launcher lube shooter lube launcher set

Another option that works really well if your bottoms are up for a bit of challenge themselves, is to let them handle the lube. After all, they have two free hands and you have none. How practical this is depends on your setup. You are probably most likely to be doing this with both guys doggy style – unless you have the luxury of twin slings. (If so, party’s at your place). Assuming the bottoms are flexible and cooperative enough, they can easily reach back to squirt some lube on your hands as needed. But juggling lube and poppers can be too much for some guys while they’re getting fisted…

There is a shortcut – if you find the right bottoms. If you are playing with a couple (or, I guess fuck buddies) who don’t use gloves and condoms together, you get a free pass. You can rub your hands to your heart’s content. This was the case in my second experience of chariot riding, and it was so much easier and more enjoyable than the first. Granted, I was a lot more experienced by then, too. Fisting a couple that are really into each other is its own turn on, too. It satisfies the voyeur and the fister in you at the same time. You can also try much more interesting positions when you are not so worried about hygiene.

What is the right position to do this? Avoid doing this by kneeling on the bed with the bottoms, especially if the mattress is soft. When you are sinking in the mattress it will become harder to balance without having a free hand. Also, you will be placed far too high. Try to line up either your elbow or your shoulder with the bottoms  if possible. If you know both bottoms can handle depth, go for the shoulder, but if you want a more intimate setup go for the elbow. My preferred way to do this is to stand have both bottoms doggy style on a massage bed. When I stand, my shoulders are just at the right height. Your mobility will already be limited when both your hands are in there, so give yourself as much freedom as possible – standing does this best, I find.

OK, now that we got setup and hygiene out of the way, it’s all smooth sailing from here, right? Not really. Do you remember when I said every bottom is a new planet? Well, you are about to try being in two different planets at once. Have you ever tried to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time? This is the level of coordination and control we are talking about.

Unless you are fisting identical twins – and if you are, please take video – you will soon realise that you cannot just let your non-dominant hand follow what your other is doing. The first time I chariot fisted, I could not have chosen a worst combination. One bottom I knew very well – in fact I have mentioned him on this blog before – and felt very comfortable with what he could handle. His ffuck buddy was completely new to me, and at the time a very different type of bottom for me too. Once inside him my hand felt completely free to move – especially sideways. It was like his inside was a smooth plane of muscle, not a tunnel. The temptation to try the same movement with my other hand was very strong, but obviously my friend would not have been very happy with that. Retrospectively it would probably have helped a lot if I had played with the other guy individually before, too.

So, what can you do? Seriously, take it slow and do not be too ambitious. Personally I think this is more of a huge mental turn-on for the top, and not a very rewarding experience for the bottoms. Again, the exception is when the bottoms are a couple and clearly enjoying sharing this experience. Then you really get to witness something special, as you become the physical link between too people. However, do not expect this to be the hardest, the deepest, or the longest fist session you ever have. Stick to small, precise movements, prostate massage, or depth if one or both can handle it.

The feeling is something very unique – on the one hand you really do feel very powerful, almost enlarged, as if literally straddling two worlds. But at the same time you feel kind of trapped – because, actually, you are. In my case, it’s like you got each paw in a bear trap. You will realise that your range of movement will be greatly decreased. Check the “achievement unlocked” box and ride the high until the bottoms realise that they’re too greedy to share you this way, and decide to take turns.

This is something you should definitely try at least once – and as often as you can find a bottom couple that is up for sharing. Personally, it is not something I seek out intentionally because I feel the pay-off is limited – a short and memorable high, but never really the main part of the session.

Questions, comments, querries, concerns? Any personal experiences you want to share? I would love to hear from you.